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vilier
01-12-2008, 04:12 PM
Jesus, help me please…

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
A little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.”
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son.
- “ You don’t have to be afraid of the dark,” she explained. “Jesus is out there. He’ll look after you and protect you.”
The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, “ Are you sure he’s out there?”
- “Yes, I’m sure. He is everywhere. And he is always ready to help you when you need him,” she said.
The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called.
“ Jesus? If you’re out there, would you please hand me the broom?”

Bôi đen đoạn này để biết lời dịch:

Jesus, xin hãy giúp tôi…
Có một cậu bé rất sợ bóng tối. Một đêm mẹ sai cậu ra ngòai cổng sau mang cái chổi để quét sàn vào.
Cậu bé quay sang mẹ phụng phịu:
-“ Mẹ, con không ra ngòai đó đâu. Trời tối lắm.”
Người mẹ mỉm cười khiến cậu bé yên tâm rồi giải thích:
-“ Con không việc gì phải sợ bóng tối hết. Jesus ở ngòai đó. Người sẽ trong nom và bảo vệ con.”
Cậu bé nhìn mẹ thật nghiêm túc và hỏi:
-“ Mẹ có chắc là ông ta ở ngòai đó không?”
-“ Tất nhiên, mẹ chắc chứ. Người có mặt ở mọi nơi, và Người sẵn sàng giúp đỡ con khi con cần đến Người”, người mẹ trả lời.
Cậu bé nghĩ về điều đó trong một phút và sau đó đi ra cửa sau rồi mở hé cánh cửa ra một chút. Nhìn ra ngoài bóng tối, cậu gọi:
-“ Jesus? Nếu ông ở ngòai đó, ông có thể đưa cho tôi cây chổi được không?

tuongnb
02-12-2008, 03:04 PM
WHY DIDN'T YOU REFUSE IT?

After the Football match, a player went home with a sorrowful face.

His surprised wife asked:

- Why are you so sad? What's the matter? He answered sadly:

- Today I got a Yellow card.

- So, did you want to get it?

- Of course not. The wife was upset:

- If you didn't want to get it why didn't you refuse it? But you did accept it, so now you are sad.

Sưu tầm.

maiphuonggv
11-07-2009, 01:13 PM
Because of absence

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Junior: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

maiphuonggv
13-07-2009, 05:45 PM
Another chance


Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.
“He’s a good boy,” said Jack’s father, “and if you let him pass this time, I’m sure he’ll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.”
“No, no, that’s quite impossible!” replied the professor immediately. “Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, and he didn’t know!”
“Please, sir, give him another chance,” said Jack’s father. “You see, I’m afraid we don’t take any newspapers in our house, so none of us even knew that Napoleon was ill.”