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17-06-2008, 04:07 PM
George = George Bush, President of the US.
Condi = Dr. Condoleezza Rice, US Secretary of State.
Yassir = Yasser Arafat, (former) Head of the Palestinian Authority.
Kofi = Kofi Anan, Secretary General of the UN.
(The Oval Office)
George (G): Condi! Nice to see U. What's happening?
Condi ©: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
G: Great. Lay it on me.
C: Hu is the new leader of China.
G: That's what I want to know.
C: That's what I'm telling U.
G: That's what I'm asking U. Who is the new leader of China?
C: Yes.
G: I mean the fellow's name.
C: Hu.
G: The guy in China.
C: Hu.
G: The new leader of China.
C: Hu.
G: The Chinaman.
C: Hu is leading China.
G: Now whaddaya' asking me for?
C: I'm telling U, Hu is leading China.
G: Well, I'm asking U. Who is leading China?
C: That's the man's name.
G: That's who's name?
C: Yes.
G: Will U or will U not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
C: Yes, sir.
G: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
C: That's correct.
G: Then who is in China?
C: Yes, sir.
G: Yassir is in China?
C: No, sir.
G: Then who is?
C: Yes, sir.
G: Yassir?
C: No, sir.
G: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General Of the U.N on the phone.
C: Kofi?
G: No, thanks.
C: U want Kofi?
G: No.
C: U don't want Kofi.
G: No. But now that U mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
C: Yes, sir.
G: Not Yassir. The guy at the U.N.
C: Kofi?
G: Milk! Will U please make the call?
C: And call who?
G: Who is the guy at the U.N.
C: Who is a guy of China.
G: Will U stay out of China?!
C: Yes, sir.
G: And stay out of Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
C: Kofi.
G: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone)
C: Rice, here.
G: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can U get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Do you Got it :))??
Condi = Dr. Condoleezza Rice, US Secretary of State.
Yassir = Yasser Arafat, (former) Head of the Palestinian Authority.
Kofi = Kofi Anan, Secretary General of the UN.
(The Oval Office)
George (G): Condi! Nice to see U. What's happening?
Condi ©: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
G: Great. Lay it on me.
C: Hu is the new leader of China.
G: That's what I want to know.
C: That's what I'm telling U.
G: That's what I'm asking U. Who is the new leader of China?
C: Yes.
G: I mean the fellow's name.
C: Hu.
G: The guy in China.
C: Hu.
G: The new leader of China.
C: Hu.
G: The Chinaman.
C: Hu is leading China.
G: Now whaddaya' asking me for?
C: I'm telling U, Hu is leading China.
G: Well, I'm asking U. Who is leading China?
C: That's the man's name.
G: That's who's name?
C: Yes.
G: Will U or will U not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
C: Yes, sir.
G: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
C: That's correct.
G: Then who is in China?
C: Yes, sir.
G: Yassir is in China?
C: No, sir.
G: Then who is?
C: Yes, sir.
G: Yassir?
C: No, sir.
G: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General Of the U.N on the phone.
C: Kofi?
G: No, thanks.
C: U want Kofi?
G: No.
C: U don't want Kofi.
G: No. But now that U mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
C: Yes, sir.
G: Not Yassir. The guy at the U.N.
C: Kofi?
G: Milk! Will U please make the call?
C: And call who?
G: Who is the guy at the U.N.
C: Who is a guy of China.
G: Will U stay out of China?!
C: Yes, sir.
G: And stay out of Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
C: Kofi.
G: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone)
C: Rice, here.
G: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can U get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Do you Got it :))??